The strangest thing happened in the Genetic lab
A sperm and egg were mixed by accident
The egg was from a cow, the sperm was from a cat
It grew into an ugly thing that went
MOOEEOW.....MOOEEOW
IT WAS A PUSSY COW
Its front legs were a foot long with cat claws
The hind legs were a cow's with hoofs
We had to feed it mice and milk and straw
It had a kitty face and a cow snoot
MOOEEOW....MOOEEOW
IT WAS A PUSSY COW
It walked like Godzilla with a rash
Its fluffy ten foot tail would curl and swing
Its hide was like a Guernsey on its backs
And the belly calico with fuzzy rings
MOOEEOW.....MOOEEOW
IT WAS A PUSSY COW
We found it rolled up in a ball one day
Trying to feed itself on its udder
It broke its' neck while flopping in the hay
So we all had cat burgers for supper
MOOEEOW.....MOOEEOW
IT WAS A PUSSY COW
MOOEEOW.....MOOEEOW
A tasty Pussy Cow!
I turned this poem into a song years ago...you can hear it at:
http://www.myspace.com/twistedtom1
