Spring

I went to sniff a Lilly
A bird shit on my head
I went to check my rose bush
Still dead
I said hi to the neighbor
He turned and said, "Fuck off!"
This lawn mowing is labor
And it makes me cough
Wow ...she has a nice ass!
Chucka... fling... eeooow... splat
Ooops that wasn't crab grass
Oh well...one less cat
Blah..blah blooms are blooming
Pretty that and this
I filled that Lilly with my Willy
Spring is full of piss!