Thankful blushed a little...leaned forward and said,"Old Jake....he could line up 14 quarters on his member."
Tammy put her hand up to her mouth and giggled...I tuned red!
Thankful grinned and said," Jake was 72 years old and still in full service....he became my seventh husband in July of 1951...it had nothing to do with love...we both knew better....Jake needed a home and I needed a handy man...we just got married to hush the squawking old ninnies in town."
"I made the big...I do mean big mistake of telling my close friends about Jake's extraordinary fifth thumb. Jake mysteriously began helping Martha with her garden....Doris with her basement remodeling and Rosey with her room addition.....I knew what was going on...I even stood outside Martha's back door once and heard her screaming more and harder!"
Thankful poured us more tea and said,"All three women were married to local businessmen...old Jake would show up when the men left for work...he could have just bullshitted with them...after all he was there to do work for their wives...Jake must have felt a little guilty and didn't want to face them."
Thankful excused herself to go to the bathroom. Tammy whispered in my ear,"This is creepy...those are the women who got murdered...do you think Thankful might have had something to do with it?"
I whispered back in her ear,"All three were killed in one night...I don't think Thankful is strong enough to lay them up on the kitchen tables...I think we might find out who killed them though?"
Tammy turned and kissed me...on the lips...she smiled and I kissed her back...as Thankful came back...Tammy put her head on my shoulder...Thankful of course noted how sweet it was to see.
Thankful sat down and went on,"I soon found out that Martha, Doris and Rosey were fat asses with big mouths.....they told another friend who was 20 years younger....to make a long story short...Jake ran off to Vegas with the friend...her name was Vera Kremble...Vera left behind three kids and a husband."
"I knew they were in Vegas because Jake called me to tell me he was sorry and to please send his extra set of false teeth...Martha, Doris and Rosey were furious....Vera ran off with their toy....they all three called me about Jake everyday and I told them I had no idea where he was...Vera came back in six months...the ladies found out that I knew he had been bopping them when I dropped little notes off to each husband."
"They were perfectly fine with screwing my husband....I was perfectly fine with telling their husbands....it didn't break up their marriages but it sure turned all three into sour pusses....then...what happened to Vera stunned all of us."
