x factor

i'm a wanna be superstar
singing on x factor
this is a big step up for me
i used to drive a tractor

i'm gonna be a great dancer
just like michael jackson
because when i move across the floor
there's hardly any traction

and when i'm on that stage
singing out my heart
i'll be dreaming of my song
number one in the chart

when simon congratulates me
on winning this competition
i will pinch myself on the arm
and write some ammunition