A Little On The Top Sir?

Guerrilla Coiffeuse
Stalk the lands,
Comb and scissors
In rebel hands,
Crimping Irons
Straighteners too,
Arrayed in tool belt
With the glue
To hold the toupee
Firm in place
On heads of the
Balding master race
Who, testosterone driven
And power addicted
Could be stopped
If hair afflicted