Dry Humping Made it Too

What better day to speak of dry humping than on an otherwise boring hump day. Come on, you know what day it is; and you know you should be considering why they call it such a marvelous nickname as hump day. Other than being the middle of the work week exactly between dreaded Monday; and the weekend, there must be more to the story. Of course, if you don't have a job or work from home you may not feel the same about it as those who grind daily for the man. But, for those of you who do, if that's not worth celebrating with at least a dry hump, is there any point in remembrance at all?

Personally, I love dry humping. It's really the first dance of any heated relationship. Whether it starts out in your mind or in reality, it's the primary school of sexual desire for any perspective hot couple. If you don't think about it, it's probably not going to be good. But if you do, there's a very respectable success rate. It starts in your head when you're always thinking ah man I wanna fuck that or tap that or be sitting in that lap...or on that face. If you're not thinking about something of a sexual nature on hump day, what is on you mind, friend? Work?

I rather the genuine thing in dry humping because it gives me the perfect opportunity to see if my kisses chemically bond with his. It's a fact, some do, some don't. When they do oh my word they really really do; and it's hard to ever forget that one simple connection. You can have a bond without kissing. But, kissing is the part of; a big part of, making love that separates if from fucking. Such an important part that everyone should really learn the art. Unless, all you want to do is fuck; and that's just limiting yourself to less than you might deserve from a potential lover, especially an experienced one. Plus, wouldn't you agree, dry hump ala kissing is an excellent entrée' for a delicious hump day.

Personally, there is nothing that gets me hotter than a good kisser or the fantasy of one when I'm dry humping. Then, if in reality, he's not that good a kisser, I'll do my best to help him learn. I do enjoy teaching and there's nothing like hands on for better performing students. How can you show someone what you want from a kiss without putting your lips on theirs? How can I show you what I want from a cock if I never get to rub up against it when it's most receptive? How can I be a good teacher, if you never get to take the exam?

Who's to say that dry humping will ever lead to the much preferred wet, but, it's absolutely a good place to start.

Any ole' Wednesday will do, if you're hump day horny?