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AUTHOR'S NOTE - this is intended for a picture book format, full of illustrations etc which reflect the descriptions in the text.
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WHICH WITCH IS WHICH?
by
Leyland Perree
Doris Witch has messy hair. Vivienne’s is neat.
Doreen’s hair is filthy - full of crumbs and bits of meat.
Mavis wears a big black wig that makes her scratch and itch.
Edna has no hair at all - but which Witch is which?
Gertrude’s cat’s a skinny thing. Helga’s cat is fat.
Wanda’s cat is well-behaved (unless you are a rat).
Hazel’s cat’s a scruffy beast with fur as black as pitch.
He looks just like a chimney brush - but which Witch is which?
Jezebel lives deep inside a dark and scary cave.
A tall and wobbly bell-tower is Esmeralda’s fave.
Queenie’s castle might look posh - but there’s a major glitch.
She built it on a swamp (the twit) - but which Witch is which?
Rowan rides a broomstick made from twigs and reeds and rushes.
Hattie rides a training broom with stabiliser brushes.
Esther rides a toilet brush because she’s such a titch.
The others call her ‘Smelly Pants’ - but which Witch is which?
If only Old Petunia kept her cauldron on a stand.
Or like her friend Demelza held it safely in her hand.
For now it lies upended at the bottom of a ditch.
With Margaret’s head stuck tight inside - but which Witch is which?
Rosie’s clothes are green and black with silver stars and moons.
Printed on her knickers is her name in ancient runes.
Morgan’s more outrageous - she doesn’t wear a stitch.
(It’s very rude to stare you know) – but which Witch is which?
Twenty dotty Witches – can you name each one?
Doris, Doreen, Mavis, Helga, Rosie, Vivienne.
Hattie, Gertrude, Hazel, Queenie, Rowan, Margaret.
Let’s not forget Demelza. Just seven left to get.
Esther, Esmeralda, and Old Petunia too.
Jezebel and Morgan. Now there’s only two.
Edna is another. And the last one on the list
Is Wanda. Did you get them all?
But which Witch is... your favourite?
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Comments
HOMER05 | January 9, 2011 - 18:31
Hiya. I like Doris. That sounds like my hair, lol. xx :)