Each girl is dressed in slutty vogue
with miniskirts, bobtails, the like.
Each boy’s beard is that of a rogue
whose tie’s not just kipper, but pike,
a pimp from fedora to brogue.
Here and there swigs a sweary dyke
with toes of steel and face of spike
and every hair an upward inch.
Sexy Marlene’s caught both my eyes
as though she’s loth to give them back.
Those fishnet legs caramelise
my brain, I think my loins will crack
from seeing those dolphins of thighs
glide up and down in their string sack
beneath that rump, that peach-ripe pack,
that invitation to a pinch.
A pool of turquoise eyeshadow,
a nebula of rouge on cheek,
a mix to match a mulatto,
a framework to frighten a freak.
Conversation starts to plateau
in whispered words about physique,
for Sexy Marlene has mystique,
a kind that causes some to flinch.
A flushing doxy understands,
beating down a spasm of shock.
She laughs and lightly reprimands,
“Get out of here, you cheeky cock!”
Shaved chest, back, shoulders, arms and hands,
long wig, breasts of Blu-tack and sock,
I fiddle with the toilet lock,
my voluptuous dame a cinch.
Comments
littleditty | September 24, 2008 - 12:14
oh well, nevermind...that is if i understood correctly, what with your flamboyant vocab and all -fun, great feast of words, groovy rhymes, does it have a name, this form? Dolphin line didnt seem to fit in the ear, must it be so long with that double s thing going on? Would this suggestion ruin everything? 'On seeing those dolphin thighs' Super mac poem xx
artisus | September 24, 2008 - 12:18
dolphin line while I was reading yestermeyesteryouyesterday, didn't seem to fit any way.
but loved the poem's voluptuousness.
*what happened to the world we knew...*
Macjoyce | September 24, 2008 - 13:44
"Shaved chest, back, shoulders, arms and hands...my voluptuous dame a cinch." Yeah, the shenanigans here should be clear.
Well, my darling ladies, I'm not sure I understand what's wrong with the dolphin line, unless you mean metrically. It does seem to scan less well than the lines around it, but this is a little-known Swahili form called a Muyaka Stanza, which doesn't need to scan, but does need to have eight syllables per line, each line being a fragment of a sentence, and rhymes abababbc. So, "dolphin thighs" would be one syllable too few. But I don't see why "dolphins of thighs" doesn't work.
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artisus | September 24, 2008 - 14:03
FOR TEA AND TRASNVSESTISM?
Nicky is that what we were doing? oh dear..
*metre isn't everything, a dophin is an innocent creatura.*
Macjoyce | September 24, 2008 - 14:20
Dolphins may be innocent creatures, but they look damn fine in fishnets.
Actually, no they don't, that's an awful thing to say. They don't look fine in fishnets. But my legs really do.
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littleditty | September 24, 2008 - 16:50
delphinus thighs? much more sexy -that line just isnt sexy enough i reckon...
*pours Nic a cuppa*
Macjoyce | September 24, 2008 - 17:37
But delphinus is no more a word than splackyrotcherism.
Get those dungarees on.
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littleditty | September 24, 2008 - 21:21
splackyrotcherism isnt even Latin -you didn't like http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/delphinus ? betcha Sexy Marlene would've...
*pfs*
Macjoyce | September 25, 2008 - 08:30
It's a constellation, and has nothing to do with my sexy legs.
Are you calling me and Marlene pfs?
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littleditty | September 25, 2008 - 14:13
yes, it is, somewhere between a horse and an eagle...oh nevermind...
YOU DIDNT SEND ME A PHONE NUMBER
*consternation*
Macjoyce | September 25, 2008 - 15:42
No, *constellation*
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tcook | September 26, 2008 - 10:02
'dolphin' works - as it refers to the strange fetish where people get together and shave each other. How do I know this? As I am (naturally as I have alopecia) completely bald, dolphins do occasionally proposition me, assuming I am one of them. Ah, the joys of a good shave in the woods!
Macjoyce | September 26, 2008 - 10:27
What, 'dolphins' are shaving fetishists????
How bizarre. I didn't know that, and am honestly not a shaving fetishist. I simply shaved my chest, back, shoulders, arms and hands in order to look less masculine. I didn't shave my legs (would've needed a lawnmower for that) but they still looked damn sexy and like dolphins. Incidentally, I'm not saying I'm sexually attracted to dolphins. Or maybe I am. I'm not sure now.
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Gilbert | September 26, 2008 - 22:17
Eff me!
Great, with all the usual Macjoycisms.
I look forward to Macjoyce`s Wasteland(With massive tits.)
Macjoyce | September 26, 2008 - 23:07
April is the biggest-titted month...
What was TS Eliot on about??? Was he talking shit? I don't know, but his name is an anagram of 'toilets'.
Thanks for calling round, Mr Gilbert. There's quite a debauched party going on here, as you can see and probably smell.
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