Dear God
By magicdarer
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This is a selfish poem to a non-existant God
Who I hope will answer my prayers.
Dear God.
Some say you care about me
I think this is bollocks as you do not even exist
However I will pray to you nonetheless
in the form of this poem
Which you are not only reading
but Know the contents even before I write it
becuase you are all knowing.
So bascially
I want to continute to get good fortune
If it is in your plan for me
of course
If you want to torture or kill me early
That is fine with me too
becuase I am your slave
And only want what you want more for me
becuase your will is so much more important
Than my life, and what I want
Basically, I submit to you totally.
Bring it on
The good and the bad
But I guess you would anyway, and don't need this reminder.
But I heard that you like people to pray to you
And submit to your will
Which I am trying to do.
So accept my soul, and will
And thank you for saving me
Allthough,
I don't really mind if I go to hell
So long as it is in your will that's all I really care about.
If you want to torture me for all eternity for my thought crimes
Or if you feel I don't believe in you genuinely
That is ok with me, honestly
I am not sure if I would like to go to heaven
As apparently all we do there is pray and sing your blessings
I dont really like singing or praying much at all, sorry.
I'm not sure it would be the place for me.
I do like a bloody good wank though
So if you want to send me to hell for that
So be it.
Cause I will continure to wank, as I see fit.
Strike me down like that guy in the bible who did it
if you feel that way.
But anyway,
I just wanna say, becuase I hear you like this
I hope my prayer comes true in the name of Jesus Christ
Your son
Who you decided to torture and kill
on the cross
So that I might be OK in your eyes.
Wow
Such a great Dad
Glad my Dad didn't torture and kill me though
Becuase I wouldn't really be able to wank so much..
Now would I?
Thanks for making me in your image
And giving me all these wonderful thoughts.
Say hi to Lucifer too for me will you?
If he is still alive,
Which I understand he is,
Or that would not be much of a fight then,
At judgement day.
Hang on, I might say hi to him to myself
If I am not too busy shrieking in everlasting pain,
Cheers for being a pal and constant support in my life.
Or is that the Holy Ghost?
I forget now.
So complex
Three for the price of one.
Never mind.
Thank you Jesus.
Amen.
xx
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