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The greatest show of all

The one not to be missed

Is the one we miss

Ladies and Gentlemen

Everyfucking day

Everybloody fucking day

The sky is not black my friend

It is not usually dark

And whether it is or it is not

IS NOT THE FUCKING ISSUE!

Friends

The show is free.

Distant stars

are just present reflections 

on our retinas

as the light takes many many years to reach our eyes

Space bends sir

PHYSICS IS FUCKING AWESOME

We as humans comprend

US AS A RACE

WE CAME FROM THE BLOODY FUCKING TREES

WITHOUT MUCH PURPOSE

A FEW FUCKING YEARS AGO

NOW LOOK AT US

FUCKING CRIPPLED BY THE RAT RACE

THE NEXT IFUCKINGPHONE

THE NEXT BEST AREA TO LIVE

EXTERNAL MARKERS OF INTERNAL SUCCESS

CHASING THE SKIRT OR COCKS IN YOUR FACE

THE LOVE

THE GIVING

THE LEGENDS OF ZEUS

BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS

WITH THE SOON EXPLOSION OF OUR NEAREST STAR

THE FUCKING "SUN"

IS ABOUT AS IMPERMANENT 

AS A FUCKING THREE O CLOCK WANK

LETS GET FUCKING REAL HERE FOLKS

AND WISE THE FUCK UP