Ten Commandments of relationships for blokes

1) Never **** someone who you wouldn't meet at an airport and be glad to see

2) Always wear a c*ndom unless you are allergic to them

3) Never **** a woman who is uglier that your ex

4) Always be faithful, unless there is a good reason.

5) When a woman is not replying to you, it's prob becuase you should back off!

6) Never back off unless you get clear no's, unless they are not yets

7) Intimacy is better than s*x, trust is better than a good ****, sometimes

8) Eat three times a day

9) Pray to God everyday, unless you don't believe in Him

10) Pray anyway, I thank you.