Limericks

There was a young man from Tashkent,
who believed that the whole world was bent.
The police were alerted,
the man was converted,
and now he tills fields for the rent.

There was a young girl from Cape Cod,
who didn't believe in a God,
when she died in her bed,
of a cold in the head,
She woke up in a place that was hot.

A young bishop from the wilds of West Ham,
had a penchant for fresh strawbwerry jam.
His cassock got dirty,
the archbishop got shirty,
so he stuck to salad with lamb.

A writer by the name of McCoy,
hated his moniker `Roy`.
So he changed it to `The Real`,
Which might sound surreal,
But impressed the newspaper boy.

A dentist who called himself Phil,
was known for his work with the drill.
His patients would quake,
when he made a mistake,
and some of them left feeling ill.

A young Welsh Apprentive called Jones,
used to do funny things with his bones.
He'd lay on his spine,
till the pain made him whine,
then he'd moan to his mum down the phone.