I’m five feet and two inches tall
It’s really not that much at all
In fact, I think I’m rather small-
At least it’s not so far to fall.
Some say cute, others ‘petite,’
Dinky, elfin, small and neat.
Hate the thought of being sweet-
Would rather be of the aesthete.
High-heeled shoes, stilts, wings,
You name it- I’ve tried everything!
As one of the ‘vertically challenged’ I think
It’s best if you ‘normal-sized’ people just shrink!
Comments
_lynze_ | February 1, 2010 - 20:19
Hahaha! Love it! But i don't even make 5,2 :'( :P
kheldar | February 2, 2010 - 11:24
A very dear friend of mine is a stately 4 ft 10, but inside she's a giant. :--)
Love the humour in this one and the rhytym.