“Do you have any of them fings”, he said
“What things?”, I said
“You know; those...er... fings”, he said
“No I don’t know”, I said
“You know! they have lots of...er... fings in em”, he said
“I really need a bit more to go on than that sir”, I said
“Oh, this is so ard! i’m not very good with words”, he said...
“Oh, you mean a dictionary!”
... I said
