What goes on in my head

My trousers fell down
I looked around
There were gasps
There were laughs
Got a bit confused

Someone hit me with a fish
I fell over
Felt a bit silly
Didn’t know what to do

Tripped over a dog
It bit me hard
I ran off crying
It caught me off guard

Tried to write a poem
But wrote this instead
It’s a load of shit
What goes on in my head?