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Clerihew for Nigella Lawson

Posted by NaziWifebeater on May 14, 2009 - 22:18

Nigella Lawson,
Posh milf who messes about with sauce an'
Things, named after a vain chancellor of the exchequer who ate all the pies,
Her breasts are more than budget-size.

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chuck | May 14, 2009 - 22:35

And she's married to a wealthy art dealer so watchit.

SundaysChild | May 14, 2009 - 23:37

Her breasts are huge bonuses.

chuck | May 14, 2009 - 23:51

Installations is what they are. Performance pieces. They make Tracy Emin livid.

Dynamaso | May 15, 2009 - 00:29

Hahahaha... "Posh milf..." is right. She is crumpet AND sauce.

Ewan | May 15, 2009 - 06:44

She does nothing for me however, being as much a cartoon as Betty Boop.

NaziWifebeater | May 15, 2009 - 23:45

But who says cartoons can't be sexy?

I quite fancy the Powerpuff girls. My favourite is the redhead. Who feels the same?

Dynamaso | May 16, 2009 - 12:27

Nah, you want sexy, can't go past Cat Woman. Or Vampirella. Or perhaps even Wonder Woman.

Jupiter | May 26, 2009 - 17:41

Nigella may look cute
But I saw she wants to shoot
A bear! Just so that she
Can wear its coat!

Bully bastards kill for fun
Does she sound like she is one?
Now I see her as a
Wizened up old scroat!!