The Society for the Diffusion of Useful Knowledge

Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight for your pleasure -
The Society for the Diffusion of Useful Knowledge
presents, the Library of Useful Knowledge. A
revealing and intricate look at the goings-on
of existence and meaning and, furthermore,
tonight, Ladies and Gentlemen, we, The Society,
will follow-up this enriching extollment
of goods and riches with The Library
of Entertaining Knowledge. A cheeky
partner in the sweep of understanding that
we posses and would impart to you.
Ladies and Genltemen, The Library!