The Short Tale Of The Flatbilled Duckypus & Other Cursory Rhymes [suite] [unfinished]

The Short Tale Of The Flatbilled Duckypus

In all of Oz there is no wus
Like the short-tailed flatbilled duckypus
It hides among the jub-jub trees
Playing card games with its fleas
Then when it's lost the final hand
It dives head first beneath the sand
Only coming out at night
To roll around in vegemite
And if that wasn't bad enough
It lines its nest with navel fluff
In all of Oz there is no wus
Like the short-tailed flatbilled duckypus

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Here to please ya
What a geezer!
He won't tease ya
When he sees ya
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