Wellington Boots

I know you,
You know me,
You love clothes
And I love shoes
Lets get together
It’ll be fun,
Neither of us really like exercise
So lets not run,
Lets sit and watch a movie
Maybe Forest Gump?
Later you can touch my skin
And I can kiss your lips,
Then tomorrow
Lets have a picnic
And take the dog so that she can terrorise the sheep,
And then we will take a massive leap,
Over a huge puddle
It’s been there for weeks,
If your wearing wellies
You can jump right in.
I won’t be because none fit my feet
But I might just jump in anyway and get soaking wet,
Then we can go home
And sit by the fire in our underwear,
Doing the crossword.