Ah yes, this:
I once wrote a poem for a girl I loved. The poem was called 'A poem about a girl so pretty words cannot express but here it is nevertheless'. I suppose it wasn't really a poem, more just a title. The title was all there was to it. When I finally recited the title in its entirety to the pretty girl in question, I was rewarded with the kind of smile that weakens a man, and I was kissed and told wonderful things.
