Let's Eat Gordon Ramsey

Let’s eat Gordon Ramsey so he’s gone from off the telly -
He’ll have trouble being offensive when he’s deep down in our belly -
We could lure him to my kitchen, promise vino and a natter
But then cook him up with kidney beans and serve him on a platter.
We’d have to jump him from behind and take him by surprise -
I could kick him in the balls and you could poke his eyes -
Then we’d stick him in the oven and set sail for Gas Mark One
Gordon Ramsey, served with kidney beans and Caesar Salad – Done.