Who upset the apple cart?
Who made horsey cry?
Who spilled all my milky-wilk
And poked me in the eye?
We live in a baddy world
Full of naughty things
Some will take a butterfly
And pull right off its wings
Some will milk a billy goat
Some insult a fly
Some shout 'bum' and 'nit' and 'fart'
Some will fib a lie
What makes girls take off their pants?
Who does Satan love?
Where is Jesus all this time?
Is he still above?
Why do pirates shout hooray
When they steal some gold
Can they ever mend their way
'Fore they get too old?
Jesus loves the baddy boys
Better than he ought
He tells them it's all okay
If they don't get caught
Mary tells bad Jesus off
Hits him with a stick
Satan gets the bonuses
Don't it make you sick?
Comments
Crackersville | February 13, 2009 - 00:53
Heye! A astonishing poem.
Skunk | February 13, 2009 - 01:02
It's written in real pixels by pixilated pixies.
Skunk | February 13, 2009 - 01:10
If you don't speak American, look up 'pixilated'. It doesn't mean what you think it means, unless what you think it means is what it means.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/pixilated
Skunk | February 13, 2009 - 01:10
This is Skunk's free Improve Your Vocabulary service which I wouldn't bother with if I wasn't so pixilated. Pixilated as a fart. Tomorrow I'll find out what I've been doing tonight. My apologies in advance.
Crackersville | February 13, 2009 - 01:16
Dear sir, I have looked up and you just saved my lunch. A pixilated pixie was about to grab my last bean.
Skunk | February 13, 2009 - 01:20
Did you bring me coffee? I'm not listening to a thing you say until I get some coffee. Black, no water. I'll eat it straight from the jar.
Crackersville | February 13, 2009 - 01:28
You know it's not allowed! Somebody stop him! I'm not allowed to stop me from not stopping him.
Skunk | February 13, 2009 - 01:36
Have a care, my brain is about to explode and it makes such a mess of the curtains. Tune in, turn on and drop out. Turn left at the traffic lights, then shake it all about. What number for the Samaritans? The good ones, that is.
Crackersville | February 13, 2009 - 01:42
Remember Remember the 5th of November, they didn't have to go. Strength through vanity. Unity through shampoo. I'm a CodaCola-fearing man and I'm goddamn proud of it! over and out.
Skunk | February 13, 2009 - 01:56
Well I'm off with the pixies so I'll bid you goodnight.
Ewan | February 13, 2009 - 08:48
I liked it better when it was a comment.
Crackersville | February 13, 2009 - 12:11
What a fool. And I had just washed my hands.
Crackersville | February 13, 2009 - 19:01
Where are you man? Just read something somewhere and I'm feeling pukey.
Please help.
OW, I wouldn't have.
FTSE100 | February 13, 2009 - 21:24
He's probably out getting pixilated. What are you doing in on a Friday night? Watching Jonathan Woss?
Skunk | February 14, 2009 - 00:18
Reading makes me puke too, Cracker. That's why I never learned to do it. I just write.
By the way, I hoped somebody would say - hey, that's just the sort of thing Andy Kaufman, as played by Jim Carrey in the wonderful film Man on the Moon, would love. But nobody did. Yes, I know what you're thinking, but it's too late now. My feelings are hurt beyond consolation. It's Tony Clifton for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41n3mwCcZQ4&feature=related
Crackersville | February 14, 2009 - 22:19
Thanks! Brilliant video choice. We won't stop until everybody writes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MistakenMagic | February 16, 2009 - 14:00
Just popped in to say 'wow'. Excellent poem! Loved these stanzas;
'Jesus loves the baddy boys
Better than he ought
He tells them it's all okay
If they don't get caught
Mary tells bad Jesus off
Hits him with a stick
Satan gets the bonuses
Don't it make you sick?'
Mary ought to be careful, where there's a blame there's a claim and all that ;)
Magic xxx