Bane of my Nazi Life

Will somebody kindly beat my Nazi wife
Who is, in the words of my punkah wallah,
The bane of my Nazi life.
Donner und kebabzen, do it Nazi soon,
Or, as confirmed by meteorological observation,
I'll Zulu be barking at the Nazi moon.
Thrash her 'til she begs for a-Nazi-nother:
I am, as the Babydoc said, far too gobbing tired
After beating her Nazi mother.

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Comments

FTSE100 | May 15, 2009 - 13:40

A simple yet tragic tale. Maybe brought on by simple yet tragic ale?

threeleafshamrock | May 17, 2009 - 09:51

There's a lot of Nazi-ness in this piece, other than that, I'm not sure where it's Goering?