Boyz n the Quad

I am sixteen years old and have already read my first book. I hope to start another one soon. My ambition is to be famous on the telly or a doctor or just to write some books. I have a sister called Midge, but Mum calls her Tiggy, which is very original. And a cat. I wrote a rap song called Copperation and it goes like this:

I'm wiv da boyz in da quad
And da bell's just rung for hunkers
Gotta put on are top hats
An' we line up fer inspections
Or we don't can't play no golf
Or go boating on da lake,
Cuz da teechers they oppress us
An' their ain't no copperation
An' my fag di'n't help me dress
An' he let my shaving water cold,
So I blame it on the kids today
Wot don't unnerstan' copperation
An' we gotta eat all pheasant
And there ain't no sloppy pizza,
Cuz they got this old tradition
Wot's bin hear since Julius Hitler

So we rap in da quad
An' we rap in da dorm,
An' in all this snowy weather
It's da rap wot keeps us warm

That's as far as I got. We had to assemble in Great Hall to hear what I thought was Blur and turned out to be Blair. He gave a talk about co-operation and I thought, if only you knew.