Crunchy Munch, Crunchy Munch,
Breakfast, dinner, tea or lunch
You'll be glad you bought a bunch
Of salty, snacky Crunchy Munch.
Yes housewives, now you can feed a hungry family for just half, that's right, a tenth, the price of food. Give them snacky, salty Crunchy Munch and watch them smile. That's because Crunchy Munch contains real Heroin. Poke them in the eye and they won't feel a thing. Now you can throw them down the well and take that luxury cruise you've always dreamed of. And it's all thanks to Crunchy Munch! Buy now while stocks of blackmail letters last.
You could check the small print, but wouldn't it be much more fun to sing our little song? Ready?
Crunchy Munch, Crunchy Munch...
Comments
Crackersville | February 13, 2009 - 01:06
You can't be serious. Can you willingly look at me for a second! I have become a chick magnet because of Crunchy Munch. However, I have thrown Dad down the well when my sister married my goldfish. And another odd thing has happened to me. I jump a little higher than average unwittingly when it's windier than usual.
Skunk | February 13, 2009 - 01:13
That is an ugly accusation, and one I refute entirely. You'll be hearing from my solicitor, my milkman, my long-lost loser and my purveyor of Crunchy Munch.
Crackersville | February 13, 2009 - 01:21
I'm sorry, I have run out of beautiful accusations. OW, I wouldn't have.
Skunk | February 13, 2009 - 01:31
I see your problem here. You're confusing Heroin with heroine. One you save by climbing up her hair, the other by rinsing out your syringe.
chuck | February 13, 2009 - 01:34
Hi skunk. You don't happen to live under a trailer do you?
Skunk | February 13, 2009 - 01:37
It's so dark here I can't tell. Have you got a torch?
Crackersville | February 13, 2009 - 01:49
What do you mean it's so dark here you can't tell? I just opened the fridge! Protect your eyes with solar eclipse glasses for Heaven's sake! The eclipse is about to begin after he begins.
Skunk | February 13, 2009 - 01:53
Lalalalalala I'm not listening, I'm not listening, I'm not listening. I have always taken the righteous path and you are trying to lead me into temptation. Get thee from me Satan. Go and do your knitting. In the fridge if you must.
Ewan | February 13, 2009 - 08:44
You both need help, gentlemen. Sadly, you will never receive it. Two heavily-armed cereal killers, Nabisco and Kellogg, are on your trailer. I'd leave it now.
FTSE100 | February 13, 2009 - 09:28
Are Cracker and Skunk this season's Footsie and Stefano? Is trailer comedy now replacing the tried and tested gags of the old days? Time for me to retire, I think.
Crackersville | February 13, 2009 - 12:14
He is not listening and he has just begun.
queen beatle | February 16, 2009 - 13:08
Very Monty Python-ish! Have you seen the sketch "Yes, mothers. New Wizzo butter containing 100% more or less is absolutely indistinguishable from a dead crab!"?