Don't Monkey with Monkeys

Don't monkey with monkeys, they'll just monkey back,
They'll put all your speed in their deep haversack,
They'll drink all your coffee and snort all your coke,
They'll joint up your skunk-weed and have a deep toke,
Theyll suck on your pipes and your chillums and bhongs,
They'll drink all your beer and they'll sing all rude songs,
They'll eat up your ecstasy, sniff all your glue,
They'll have a wild party and won't invite you.