Eve

"I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together"

Doctor Winston O'Boogie (1940-1980)

I,I captain - sailor
I,I, what have we here? - policeman
he haw, she haw, it haw - donkey
he he he - laughter filtered by internet
we we - golden showers

You have a pronoun-ced psychological problem, I'm sending for Nurse Ratched...

(I watched it late one night last week, it's still a fabulous film!)

I'm trying to make you think you're mad, Mr. Ewan! You may tell me it's futile, that it's too late, that you already are, but surely you can laugh about it?

You're trying to make me think I'm mad Mr Skunk! It is futile, I tell you, it's too late! I already am!

Bahahahahahaha!

Dr. Anton Phibes

But only with the maniacal 'b' at the beginning!

Bahahahahahaha!

Dr. Goldfoot

Dear Dr. Goldfoot,

I have been feeling a little poorly of late. My sister swears by your maniacal laugh therapy. Is it free-range and homeopathic? Is it local? Is it expensive? I had a Horlicks enema last night and it seemed to help with my chi-energy pathways and my acupuncture helmets. Do you have any smelly crystals? Then I could get crystal therapy and aromatherapy at the same time. Do you know any secrets of the ancients? Damn this broken leg, if it doesn't get better soon I'll have to see a doctor.

Hoots Mon,
Miss Tiggywinkle (no relation)

My Dear Miss Tiggyvinkel,

your particular neurosis haff been referred to me von Herr Dr. Goldfoot, bevor hiss exshtremely painful Todt.

I varned him not to exshperiment mit bikinis.

Ach so, I belief your condition vood benificial von mein espezielle Treatment in der Isolazionscontainer,
dass everyone knows as

"Der Kabinett"

Kontakten Sie mir very quick,rapid, schnell for Sonderangebote 10 Reichsmark discount.

Herr Doktor Cagliari
Holstenwall Asylum
Deutschland

When Eve met Skunk she said “You Stunk?” but he said “No, no. I stink.”
She said “Dance? Pay in advance?” He said “I do not dance. I think.”
“Don’t you know if you dance or no?”
“I know I don’t. I think!”
“Ah, you think you don’t because you won’t. Do you need a drink?”
“I do not drink. I smoke to think... I smoke myself." he said with a wink.
“Come dear Stink, I caught you wink, let's smooch the hooch and have a drink.”
“I do not dance. I do not drink. I do not smooch. I simply think!”

So Eve went off and told her friends that Skunk was Stink not Stunk.
That “He dance not, he drink not, he smooch not, he think simply.”
Which all goes to show how right that nice Mr Wittgenstein was!

Dear Dr. Goldfoot,

I have been feeling like last comment started like this made me laugh too much, can you fix it?