If I could only start again
I’d be a little horse,
I’d snuggle in my comfy bed
And wake you with my snorse.
But if I couldn’t be a horse
I’d like to be a cat,
I’d faddle up a furry fuss
And eat ‘til I got fat.
The thing I wouldn’t like to be -
I wonder if you’ll guess?
A bungee-jumping rattlesnake?
Oh, would you love me less?
A scrawny little sideways crab?
A dog without a beard?
A mountain-climbing rhubarb plant?
Now, wouldn’t that be weird?
A bull without a matador?
A wolf without a sheep?
A tax collector with no tacks?
A look without a leap?
A book with pages falling out?
A clown without a grin?
A bride without a wedding dress
Or church to wear it in?
If I could choose what not to be,
I wouldn’t be a poet,
For though I write so beautif’ly,
It’s only me what know it.

Comments
insertponceyfre... | June 28, 2011 - 05:07
this would be such a fantastic poem to illustrate. Lovely nonsense!
insertponceyfre... | June 28, 2011 - 05:08
is this a competition entry?
Skunk | June 28, 2011 - 05:41
Thanks for commenting, poncey. No, it isn't a comp entry. I'm still trying to come up with something for that. No luck yet...
Mangone | June 28, 2011 - 06:02
I liked this Skunk.
It inspired this slight adaptation.
A bungee-jumping rattlesnake…
Falling fast and flustered.
A mountain-climbing rhubarb plant
An avalanche of custard :o)
Highhat | June 28, 2011 - 07:03
lovely nonsense- very illustrative.Like Insert says would be great with illustrations.
skinner_jennifer | June 28, 2011 - 16:12
I really love this!
Jenny.
Skunk | June 28, 2011 - 18:58
Thanks Mangone. Yours sounds like a wartime speech from Churchill. We will fight them in the mountains, we will fight them in the custard...
Skunk | June 28, 2011 - 19:02
Thanks Pia. I wish I could draw. Can't even do a matchstick horse!
Skunk | June 28, 2011 - 19:03
Pleased you liked it Jenny. Thanks!
Mangone | June 30, 2011 - 08:39
My thinking was simply that you can't have rhubarb without custard :O)
gristo | June 30, 2011 - 12:52
This had me chuckling throughout - thanks Skunk. Brightened my day! :)