Skunky Song

I'm riding a Norse,
I'm hiking with a Viking,
In sandals made by Vandals
I sing my Skunky song.

When Goths become Visi,
The Ostros best get busy
As the ranks of hairy Franks
Are all singing Skunky songs.

In the thrall of a Gaul
Like a Berber in a shawl,
The Romans in the Gloamings
Are all singiing Skunky songs.

So won't you join my party?
It isn't arty farty,
The Alans in their salons
Will teach you Skunky songs:

We're riding a Norse,
We're hiking with a Viking,
In sandals made by Vandals
We sing our Skunky song.