Angels Are Coming Back To Life

Today I found two dead angels
on my lawn. I gave them honey
because that's what angels like
and they came back to life.

Now they are drinking coffee in
my kitchen. They admired my mum's
new kettle. We haven't got anything
like it in heaven they said.
Not in that shade of blue.

Soon I will talk to them about
the children and why nobody lets
them stay up to watch my big
fat gypsy wedding and other
education and makes them go to
school where you don't learn nothing.

The teachers are all like politicians
only they have books instead of
bombs. Only books are just as bad.
Books are killing the children and
making them do sums.