The Vanity Clause (insert minor/desperate celeb couples names here….)
He admired himself to the point of eruption
She had often kissed her photographs
They were a date made for media
A shared shallowness of self made craft
Two brand monkeys from top to toe
And ego’s standing to attention
There was nowhere they would not go
To get themselves a mention
And tales of inanity bring suffocating insanity
and a reason to lobby for a change in the laws
Vote now to witness a live mass lobotomy
And put an end to the vanity clause
She enjoyed the pictures of her brand new breasts
He had his penis removed from his head
She would never drown in a see through vest
And he would always stay mentally dead
From rags to mags to tv for beginners
They were displayed as a couple of winners
Paid a fortune to wash laundry on air
Seems it is possible to strip empty bare
Oh tales of inanity bring suffocating insanity
and a reason to lobby for a change in the laws
Vote now to witness a live mass lobotomy
And put an end to the vanity clause
©SJ2010
