ONE LONG TIME AGO
A MERRY TIDLY TIDO
A SPROUT GOES SOME
WAY ABOUT THE WAY
TO FINDING HIS GURBLE
"TOO SOON DEAR SPROUT
HOW GLUM TO BE THEE NOW?"
BUT NOT FORPLISHLY DID WE
HARK WE SPY A DUNDLE FISH
WITH GYNAECOLOGY EYE LIDS
OOZE HIS BURTLE VISCOUS GOO
"NAY BE THIS DAY SO EVER LONG
NOR SANK FOR HIS MERRY PRANK"
WE DID ATE A PEA FROM COME TO
GONE SAIL A SHIP SO OCEAN LOVELY
IAGO MY DEAR OLD SON
WHAT A TWEEPISH THING
DOES THOUGHTLESS TRUE
NOT SOME GURPISH A TRIAL
NAY A LITTLE WUB SOMETHING
"FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMEN
I TELL THEE"
Oh PAY THE EAR THAT WILL LEAK
SOME SHUMPLING POISON DO THINK
HOW DOEST WE KEEPS THE BATHING
THAT LEERING EYE DOES YUMP ME SAD
WUB WUB HAS DOUBTS
BUT HE KEEP TREES DONE
THAT A FOREST MAKE WISE
THE INSIDE AND THE OUTSIDE
"WAS EVER WOMAN IN THIS HUMOUR WOO'D?
WAS EVER WOMAN IN THIS HUMOUR WON?"
RICHARD EYE THY DIRTY PRANKSTER
TO PONGLE PLOOP SO INGLORIOUSLY
I FAINT TO HAVE THY SMITHIES DONE
UP LIKE OLD HENS UPON THE BON FIRE
"THREE MORE SHAM LUMPLEYS
AND A PINT OF POLISHED FRUIT TOO"
KEEP YOUR FORM AND GUMPLING OUT
WISE OLD DONKEY BRAVE OLD SPROUT
I WURBISH AND GOLUMPAFRATTLE NOW
TO BRING IN WHAT WAS SO RUDE PLUCKED
