I LEFT MY HEART IN SAN FRANCISCO,
I LEFT MY KNEES IN LOS ANGELES,
I LEFT MY AORTA WHERE I SHOULDN'T HAVE OUGHTA,
I LEFT MY ARSE ON THE LINE,
AND PROMPTLY STARTED TO WHINE,
I LEFT SOME FAECES WITH MY NIECES,
NOW MY SISTER WON'T TALK TO ME,
TUM TUM TEE TUM TRALA LA LA LA LEE.

Comments
sabital | June 25, 2008 - 15:42
Well it brought a smile to my face... thanks styxboox
Caldwell | July 2, 2008 - 23:29
It's daft alright
PedroJulio | February 15, 2009 - 00:04
Certanly fun to read. Nice job.
vidit.chopra | September 7, 2009 - 17:41
well...surely fun to read...Brought a smile to my face as well.
Good work
vidit.chopra | September 7, 2009 - 17:42
well...surely fun to read...Brought a smile to my face as well.
Good work
Cavalcaderl | February 6, 2010 - 10:42
julie
Yes made me laugh! could be a rap tune1
Try my "Shimmy-Shimmy-Shake" on here! The body=or The Booty?
Well done!
Nolan | September 30, 2010 - 10:02
The difference between a blues!