"Where's the little baby Jesus, Bernard?"
"I thought you were bringing little baby Jesus, Desmond."
"No, you were supposed to bring it. I told you this morning, I left it lying on the sofa."
"Well I never heard you. Shall I go back and get it?"
"No, the play starts in half an hour. We'll have to find a replacement."
"Tommy Trindle has brought his puppy in. We could dress that as Jesus."
"A puppy? Can it be relied on?"
"It's better than no Jesus at all."
xxx
The local paper headline summed it up.
"Jesus runs amok at school nativity".
Comments
Christine | December 18, 2011 - 16:08
Very good!
skinner_jennifer | December 18, 2011 - 16:27
Hi Terrence,
This just reminded me that dogs don't make a good
baby Jesus.
Thanks for sharing and have a great Christmas and a
Happy New Year.
Jenny.
Terrence Oblong | December 18, 2011 - 16:30
Thanks Christine, thanks Jenny, have a great christmas everyone. Remember, dogs are for life, not for nativity plays
hudsonmoon | December 18, 2011 - 17:01
lol. Good one.
Rich
RachelPatricia | December 18, 2011 - 19:52
Haha - loved it, Mr Oblong :)
Rachel xx