If dis danne gi

A shoelace walks into bar
The bartender looks yankerley accross the room.
"Hey, come oveer here mate!"
"Sure fella"
"So, what you dowi round 'ere?"
"What? You wanne take me to a circus?"
"No, all I'm sayin' a', we dener welcome strings eyre."
"Whatya yappin' 'bout mate?"
"Yer na' a strang?"
"Diseyre? Diss here? I'm a frayed knot!"
"You gettin' scrapee with ma'?"
"Wi' na fe?"
"Ta!"
"Ski!"
"The froooogyire wenna courtan and he da ryd"
"Aha! Ha Ha!"
"The frog wona cona ana haha daha rayha"
"Oho! HO! HO!"
"Skip me holler!"
"Pragtism!"