Blackbird Rapper – Goes courting

Lol,another awesome piece.

"It’s a shame your such a retard cos you seem a nice bloke
An’ If you could speak proper, I fink we could make some yoke
But I been workin’ like a beaver tryna build this nest
And I ain’t gettin’ screwed by a bird that’s second best"

That verse was brilliantly written,and was freaking hillarious.I'm digging the way to get the birds "ghetto accent" across.I rekon it adds more to this half rap.Good job,hopefully you're planning on some more like this.

"There’s a lot of cuties out there dat would love a second glance
If I can fly with this hard-on dey is gonna get da chance"

Those lines really describe me when I'm pissed lol,fully relatable.I still think the first one was better and this was alright.It's going to take a lot to top the first of the Blackbird sequel.So I suggest you think hard about the next one,think of a good idea and plan it before posting.I rekon the next Blackbird piece will be a classic if you develop the ideas in it.

Good luck

Pinda
Peace x

Hey Pinda ;) Just rattled this off; a kind of late night laugh really and didn't mean it for posting at first. I might take it off again and try to refine/change it but basically threw it up here cos the humour struck me lol.
Never thought the first 'Blackbird' would get the kind of reaction that it did. I just never can tell; sometimes I put a piece up that I think is good and it gets nothing then I put up a piece that I think is OK but nothing special and it's an instant hit.
I suppose that's the reason we use ABCtales to bounce the ideas off other people to gauge and learn from them; I have learned SO much from the people here and found some real entertainment as a lovely bonus.
If 'Blackbird' comes back it will be a lot more thought out, thanks for reading and for your support.
Chris ;)

I'm diggin' it too. Perhaps a complete tome 'The Blackbird Diaries'? Sarah x

No problem mate,Yes I rekon you should take this off.Because you know the first one had a pretty amazing reaction from the writers.I think you didn't realise how good it was.If I was you I would work on every Blackbird piece,to ensure it has the same effect on the readers as the first one.I f you keep posting pieces with the Blackbird,such as this piece.People won't make a big deal of it and just say "O another bird one by threeleaf".Work on every piece and people will want more and more.

I know I do because I think it is brilliant.

Another poem to make me laugh out loud Chris ;) Glad you've includede him in another poem! Thanks for making me smile!

Magic xxx

Very, very enjoyable, Chris. Had me laughing out loud.

Tina xxx

I was laughing out loud reading this one! Oh mate, this is genius. I think you should make a whole separate collection of the 'blackbird rapper' series. It's just too hilarious!

My favourite bits:

'‘Ere, what language is ‘at, ‘at your tryin to speak
‘ave you gotta bad deformity in your beak'

and

'Jus’ swing dat booty, getcha tail in da air
Separate them feathers; I’s there, I’s there!
Pucker up!'

and

'It’s a shame your such a retard cos you seem a nice bloke
An’ If you could speak proper, I fink we could make some yoke
But I been workin’ like a beaver tryna build this nest
And I ain’t gettin’ screwed by a bird that’s second best
So long!'

Genius, absolute genius!

I love this!! It's brilliant!

' gotta bad deformity in your beak..' toooo funny...