Cursery Rhyme I.P.

Little Tommy Tucker
was a dirty little fucker;
mad for minge and one eye on Bo Peep.
He became obsessive
but when asked, she answered, 'as if...'
so he kidnapped all her flock and shagged her sheep.

Little Missy Muffet
thought she'd really like to rough it
and called Boy Blue to share her curds and whey.
But another hunger was born
when her eyes fell on his big horn,
so she sucked him dry and left him in the hay.

Remember Mary-Mary?
Well she could be quite contrary
but she had a secret, that not many know.
With her fancy cockle shells
she attracted local belles
and the pretty maids, all played with her dildo.

There's a bird called Curly Locks
who was a magnet, for lads cocks;
sat knicker-less all day just sewing seams.
The window, she left off the latch
and outside was a big wet patch;
all sticky from the local wankers creams.

I hope you like my cursery rhyme
I'd write much more but haven't time
and some stuff, is just to perverted, see?
Some day, I'll write of Old King Cole;
another bugger mad for hole,
who always liked to have a choice of three.

When the kids are in their beds,
be careful how you fill their heads;
some rhymes are not what we'd consider sane.
Black sheep, Pat-a-cake, Jack be quick,
don't slip or that candle stick....
just ask the little boy, lives down the lane!