How much is ‘at doggie inna winda Miss?
The one wiv the waggerly tail;
Stan’in beside the one ‘ats havin’ a piss!
I do ‘ope ‘at doggy’s fer sale!
Me dad’s says he’s off to California
And leavin’me and mum ‘ere in bits
But he’s really ‘eadin’ for Estonia
Wiv the bird ‘lives upstairs wiv big tits
How much is ‘at doggie inna winda Miss?
The one wiv the waggerly tail;
Stan’in beside the one ‘ats havin’ a piss!
I do ‘ope ‘at doggy’s fer sale!
I ‘eard them Pit Bulls is good for robbers
When ‘ay shine ‘eir flashlights inna dark
And the next time he’s poppin’ up ta screw ‘er
I want somefing that’ll do more than bark
I don’t wanna king Charles or a schnauzer
Or one what will just make him cough
I want one ‘ats gonna chew his trouser
An’ ‘opefully tear his balls off
How much is ‘at doggie inna winda Miss?
The one wiv the waggerly tail;
Stan’in beside the one ‘ats havin’ a piss!
I do ‘ope ‘at doggy’s fer sale!
Comments
Dynamaso | February 24, 2009 - 00:40
This is wonderful. What a hoot!
My mother used to sing me this song when I was a wee lad but I can't imagine her singing this version to me LOL
threeleafshamrock | February 24, 2009 - 00:50
LOL. I know what you mean D. My mum was always singing this (and I mean ALWAYS) It used to annoy me but as we all wish, I'd love to be able to hear her singing it now. Don't think she'd approve of this version though, lol. Thanks D. ;)
Chris
chuck | February 24, 2009 - 00:55
Times sure do change.
Ewan | February 24, 2009 - 09:16
But the song remains the same.
Silver Spun Sand | February 24, 2009 - 13:53
I remember this song on Uncle Mac's Chidren's Favourites on a Saturday morning, on the good old Light Programme!!
Love this take on it, Chris:-) You are indeed inspired!!
Tina x
MistakenMagic | February 24, 2009 - 15:38
'Me dad’s says he’s off to California
And leavin’me and mum ‘ere in bits
But he’s really ‘eadin’ for Estonia
Wiv the bird ‘lives upstairs wiv big tits'
- this stanza is hilarious Chris!
And another superb read ;) Well done!
Magic xxx
jennifer | February 24, 2009 - 15:52
Very, very funny!
J x
threeleafshamrock | February 24, 2009 - 22:17
Thanks folks! Don't think I'm cut out to be a serious writer; I can't stay serious long enough LOL.
Chris ;)
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