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Who dear...oh yes, I see but are you sure it’s me?
It must be just a simple case of mistaken I.D.
Yes, I agree, I think it is an absolute disgrace;
all the muck these young girls seem to put upon their face.
Her dress? Ah yes; but I think it’s...a lovely shade of pink
Oh now, your being silly; I was simply trying to blink
I always have – since very young – blinked one eye at a time
and licking my lips, I think, hardly constitutes a crime.
Maybe, it’s that I remind her of someone she knows
No, I don’t think her grandfather would approve her clothes
But the weather is warm, in a way it makes sense
I’d say pretty average; don’t know about immense
Well really, there’s no need for that now at all;
screaming in public, that my penis is very small.
You don’t hear me shouting about your liposuctioned butt
or that you’ve had a belly-tuck on your flab infused gut
OK, I admit it; she’s got beautiful big tits,
while yours, are what’s known by the Yanks as two ‘Zits’.
Yea; pimples, fried eggs or spots...take your pick
and by the way, you’re as wrinkled as a skin-divers’ dick!
If you must really know, I met that girl last night
her big tits are so solid and her minge is air tight.
So piss off you jealous and cranky old goat!
Hang on, ‘young Miss cleavage; I’ll just get my coat....
Comments
chuck | September 2, 2009 - 19:04
Shame on you threeleaf. Those women are clearly being treated as sex objects.
threeleafshamrock | September 2, 2009 - 19:19
Rubbish! It's her brain that I'm in love with.
hilary west | September 2, 2009 - 19:45
Naughty, but nice !!!.
threeleafshamrock | September 2, 2009 - 20:11
Just like me; thanks Hilary ;)
Beeme | September 2, 2009 - 20:34
This verse especially made me laugh:
'Well really, there’s no need for that now at all;
screaming in public, that my penis is very small.
You don’t hear me shouting about your liposuctioned butt or
that you’ve had a belly-tuck on your flab infused gut..'
great write,thanks,
Beeme xx
threeleafshamrock | September 2, 2009 - 20:34
Thanks Beeme, glad you got a laugh out of it ;)
Nathan Bednarek | September 2, 2009 - 21:14
'OK, I admit it; she’s got beautiful big tits,
while yours, are what’s known by the Yanks as two ‘Zits’.
Yea; pimples, fried eggs or spots...take your pick
and by the way, you’re as wrinkled as a skin-divers’ dick!'
Brilliant! Thanks for posting it, had a good laugh! Well done!
Nathan.
threeleafshamrock | September 2, 2009 - 21:53
Thanks Nathan, I just have no will power when it comes to this stuff ;)
sarah wilson | September 3, 2009 - 08:03
You're a funny man 3leaf. Thank you for another great laugh xx
threeleafshamrock | September 3, 2009 - 08:50
Thanks Sarah; is that funny peculiar? LOL. Glad you got a laugh XX
MistakenMagic | September 3, 2009 - 16:35
A hilarious poem to brighten and very wet and windy day ;) You never fail to make me laugh out loud Chris! Keep it up :p
Magic xxx
threeleafshamrock | September 4, 2009 - 20:50
Thanks Magic, making women smile is half the battle LOL. My broadband is on and off so makes getting through the posts a right pain in the ass, so sorry about delays.
Glad you got a laugh Magic, XXXX