My sister lost her cherry
By the bike sheds round the back
I know cos dad told mummy
Just last night in the sack
I think that it was magic
cos I heard him mention witch
and there could have been a female dog
cos I thought I heard, ‘the bitch’.
Our neighbours must have been there
cos I’m sure I heard Bill Tucker
and a guy I never heard of
by the name of Randy Fucker.
Dad said that Sis was lucky
if she wasn’t up some sticks
and he thinks she likes injections
cos he said she’s mad for pricks.
If up on sticks ain’t bad enough
she could be up the duff
cos some bloke called 'Horny Barstod'
was buried in her muff.
I bought a big red cherry
with my money at the store
cos dad said, if Sis’ lost hers
he’ll change her name to whore
I hope this solves the problem
cos it really wasn’t cheap
but it will all be worth it
if it means I get some sleep.
Comments
MistakenMagic | July 4, 2009 - 20:37
Hilarious Chris! Wow, what a riot of a poem. I now crown you King of Innuendo ;)
Magic xxx
sarah wilson | July 4, 2009 - 21:44
This is brilliant - ah the innocence of youth!
sarah x
Ewan | July 5, 2009 - 07:32
Funny and with a convincing juvenile/naive voice. This made me laugh.
threeleafshamrock | July 5, 2009 - 11:34
Thanks Magic glad you enjoyed; I'll settle for king of anything lol. ;)
threeleafshamrock | July 5, 2009 - 11:38
Thanks Sarah; not sure that their is much innocence left any more, they have certainly moved on from where I was at their age lol. Thanks for reading ;)
threeleafshamrock | July 5, 2009 - 11:40
Cheers Ewan, glad you got a laugh. This is what I do when I can't think of anything 'beautiful' to write lol. Strangely, I can always think of something ridiculous ;)
threeleafshamrock | July 5, 2009 - 13:22
Wow, a cherry; I'll save it for Sis ;) Thanks to the cherry Gods.
whiskey | July 5, 2009 - 14:48
Oh Chris, I've just spat tea all over me keyboard! Absolutely hilarious!
threeleafshamrock | July 5, 2009 - 15:00
LOL, thanks Whiskey for the indictment, haha! ;)
chuck | July 5, 2009 - 18:44
Bloody marvellous shamrock. Great voice. A young man on the verge of discovery.
threeleafshamrock | July 5, 2009 - 18:55
lol chuck and already finding out the cost and rarity of a good cherry ;)
sunshine | July 7, 2009 - 11:20
Ditto, ditto, ditto all the above. Loved it. Margot
threeleafshamrock | July 7, 2009 - 11:37
Thanks Margot ;)
Miss_D_Meaner | September 21, 2009 - 22:33
So funny!!!!!! I read it the other day.....