I came,
you did not.
I blame
the old cot.
You said
'You have shot!'
I felt
such a clot.
That spring
felt like glass;
it jabbed
up my arse.
My balls
just let blast.
I know;
it sounds crass!
Just give
me a min.
Is it
such a sin?
Let me
get back in;
I swear
You will grin!
Comments
chuck | June 2, 2009 - 16:20
Bet that one came out wish a rush.
threeleafshamrock | June 2, 2009 - 16:52
haha, Let's just say, it's a good job it wasn't a birthday lol
Dynamaso | June 3, 2009 - 00:45
Another good laugh mate. Thanks!
threeleafshamrock | June 3, 2009 - 16:38
Lol, thanks D. For some reason, I was afraid this would offend. Given some of the crap I have written, I don't know exactly why...;)