Pin, my man; you making me blush
My head gonna pop if you don’t hush
The words you speak, they seem so lush
If you wasn’t a dude I’d have me a crush
You the man that inspired the Blackbird rapper
But most of my raps belong in the crapper
The stuff you do just seems so dapper
Make me seem like a fish out of water; a flapper
I make the people laugh with some Blackbird wit
Like the last piece I did about Seagulls’ shit
But most of the time I just sound like a tit
While you’re the man, and what you writes’ legit
You come on this site and you wake it up
All fresh and urgent like a energetic pup
When I seen your stuff, I said whoa man, Sup
Spilling these raps; like from an over full cup
You called me a gangsta and I felt made
Like a boy from the hood who has made the grade
Blunt as a rock and sharp as a blade
Even though I know, me just a masquerade
Its nice to know that in your hood, I gotta friend
And I got someone there on who I can depend
I ain’t so sure how you gonna defend
This Blackbird rapper who is white as Eminem
They might think your nuts, I’m a freak or we’re gay
I’ll have to bring along the kids and let them have a say
Tell ‘em he’s at it like a rabbit with mom ever’ day
But then they’ll think I’m a perv and shoot me anyway
I seen your poem and I thought ‘Holy chuck!’
I bet you thought for a second I was gonna say fuck
But seriously dude, even though I know I suck
I was so delighted that my words got stuck
But my tongue got looser and I wrote this ditty
Even though I know it probbly sounds a little shitty
I didn’t write it down, just so it could look pretty
But just to let you know that your Top Man in this city
If I write anymore everyone will get bored
But there is one thing I think shouldn’t be ignored
If there were prizes for nice guys, you’d get the award
And being your friend is for me enough reward
So thanks for your poem and thanks for the word
And thanks again for laughing at my rapper Blackbird
And thanks for thinking he’s not totally absurd
Cos if it wasn’t for you, he would never have occurred
And that’s the word ;)

Comments
pinda | July 16, 2009 - 22:58
OMG,Chris lol dude.Lol o my daysssss. This is classic. Thanks for this lol, you truly have a talent in the rap section, lol your lines are so funny.I tell you something I wouldn't want to get into a rap battle with you. Lol again thanks mate. Here are the best bits.
make the people laugh with some Blackbird wit
Like the last piece I did about Seagulls’ shit
But most of the time I just sound like a tit
While you’re the man, and what you writes’ legit
When I seen your stuff, I said whoa man, Sup
Spilling these raps; like from an over full cup
You called me a gangsta and I felt made
Like a boy from the hood who has made the grade
Lol dude thanks for the love lol.
threeleafshamrock | July 16, 2009 - 23:13
Lol, your welcome dude, this is straight from my hood, which I am now renaming 'Pin Man Alley' LOL
Blackbird Rapper says Hi (What he actually said was 'Haul yo ass off of my grass' I may have to shoot him lol.
Jupiter | July 16, 2009 - 23:28
Nice one Chris ;-)
My favourite, and very accurate, lines of this are
You come on this site and you wake it up
All fresh and urgent like an energetic pup
You created a long piece in a short time - well done mate. ;-)
threeleafshamrock | July 16, 2009 - 23:31
I have a habit of that J. I created 7 kids in a short time too LOL. The wife had a bit part to play, I will have to admit ;)
Beeme | July 17, 2009 - 09:39
This is great Chris! Long piece that kept me reading all the way through to the end, with a massive grin on my face. :) Well done ;) I think your better at rap than you think lol
Best Wishes
Beeme
threeleafshamrock | July 17, 2009 - 15:37
Cheers Beeme but I think I'm too old; too 60's for this discipline ;)