Stolen Cherry (I.P.)

I remember when I stole your cherry
and I am not proud of the fact
but surely you see you’re not blameless,
how was I expected to act?

I know I was wrong, I plead guilty
and possibly I was a creep
but lying there, it looked so juicy;
I’d have asked you but you were asleep!

I’m human and it was so tempting
I freely admit I was weak
I know that you said it was special
but I couldn’t help wetting my beak

I savoured and sucked all the juice out,
with my tongue I gently did stroke
but when you let a squeal and sat upright,
I got frightened and started to choke.

I thought; ‘this is it I am screwed now,
My life in this world is complete
because of a half finished Martini
and the cherry that you didn’t eat.'