I loved you when your tits were pert
I love you now they’re sagging
I remember when your Minge was tight
and you were mad for shagging.
I loved your cheeky minx-like pout
when caught with my best golf socks
and I am still drawn to your lips
though, fit to burst, with Botox
I loved you in bikini days
and that horn-inducing thong
I love you now but feel relieved
that you’ve bought a Sarong
I loved you when you lived each day
on crunchy rabbit food
but now I like, the way you suck
meat off spare ribs, seem rude.
I loved you when I spotted first
your dazzling cheeky grin
I love it still but much prefer
it with your dentures in
I loved your firm and lithe-like form;
I don’t think I’ve seen finer
but I won’t swap your wobbly bits,
for all the tea in china.
I loved you then, I love you now;
I’m not much of a poet
but you’ve my love and all my heart,
so be sure that you know it.
Comments
littlebit59 | September 14, 2009 - 14:03
Another good one threeleafshamrock. You've been spinning them out like mad for hours on end. Do you not require sleep?
MistakenMagic | September 14, 2009 - 15:10
Have to admit the first thing that springs to my mind is 'AWWWWWWWWW!' Very sweet Chris but also hilarious ;) Keep 'em coming!
Magic xxx
Miss_D_Meaner | September 14, 2009 - 20:24
I just love these poems. I want a book of them. x
Miss_D_Meaner | September 14, 2009 - 20:24
I mean I want a book with them in. They are so good!
Miss_D_Meaner | September 14, 2009 - 20:25
Had a great laugh!
threeleafshamrock | September 15, 2009 - 10:03
Thanks LB59 Glad you liked
threeleafshamrock | September 15, 2009 - 10:06
Thanks Magic; just a simple sentimental (more mental than senti lol) ditty ;) XXX
threeleafshamrock | September 15, 2009 - 10:09
Thanks Miss D. I must have a book of them written by now LOL. Glad you liked and well done on your writing so far - and I should have said, welcome to ABCtales - loved that 'Letter To Brother..' that you posted; great stuff, keep them coming.
Chris ;) XXX
Silver Spun Sand | September 15, 2009 - 13:52
Naughty, but nice...most certainly, Chris;-) It sure made me and other half smile. Thanks for cheering up a very grey day.
Tina xx
Miss_D_Meaner | September 15, 2009 - 14:51
Thank you Chris. X I hope to write more - I have to be in that 'ancient' mood. lol
threeleafshamrock | September 15, 2009 - 18:33
Thanks Tina (the characters described are ficticious and any resemblence to anybody living or dead, is purely coincidental)...phew, that should get me off the hook - here at least lol.
Glad you liked ;).
On mobile broadband at the moment which is killing me so if I am late in commenting on work; that is why...it's about as much good as an ashtray on a motorbike. ;) XXX
threeleafshamrock | September 15, 2009 - 18:34
Thanks again Miss D. I'm in an ancient mood all the time lol XX