My Ass Is A Burning Thing
It’s Like A Fiery Ring
The Thong Filled My Wife With Desire
But Now My Ass Is A Ring Of Fire
CHORUS:
My Ass Feels Like A Burning Ring Of Fire
Every Time I Bend
The Thong Moves Higher
And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire
My Ass Feels Like A Burning Ring Of Fire
It Couldn’t Feel Worse
If I Inserted Barbed Wire
And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire
The Chemist Down The Street
Gave Me Cream So I Could Treat
I Used The Whole Tube On My Hole
But My Ass Is Still Like A Red-Hot Coal
CHORUS
My Ass Feels Like A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Can’t Sit Down
Or The Thong Goes Higher
And It Burns; Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire, This Thong Is Dire, Ice I Require,
Need Lose Attire, My Hole’s On Fire!
Comments
Jupiter | June 11, 2009 - 09:09
Hi Chris. Ouch!! ;-)
Seems we're all writing songs today - must be something in the air - or in your case your trousers ;D lol.
"This Thong Is Dire, Ice I Require" made me laugh out loud ;-)
threeleafshamrock | June 11, 2009 - 09:13
Hi J. Must be summer madness or something lol. Thanks.
jennifer | June 11, 2009 - 09:57
I hope this is fictional!!!
J x
pinda | June 11, 2009 - 10:11
Lol threeleaf,great work mate. Cheered me up big time :)
The Chemist Down The Street
Gave Me Cream So I Could Treat
I Used The Whole Tube On My Hole
But My Ass Is Still Like A Red-Hot Coal
That was freaking hillarious!
threeleafshamrock | June 11, 2009 - 10:32
Hi Jen; Erm...most of it is Jen, most of it lol.
threeleafshamrock | June 11, 2009 - 10:35
Thanks Pinda ;) I can laugh now, but if your wife ever buys you a 'male thong', even for a laugh; BURN IT! Lol.
jennifer | June 11, 2009 - 12:05
Quite frankly, I cannot think of a worse image than a man in a thong...sorry, Chris!
hehe
J x
threeleafshamrock | June 11, 2009 - 13:33
Believe me Jen, I concur whole heartedly. lol ;)
MistakenMagic | June 11, 2009 - 18:23
*Wades through the disturbing mental images* I'll tell you this really made me smile Chris and now make a hasty exit ;)
Magic xxx
Nathan Bednarek | June 15, 2009 - 20:39
Yes, I'm scarred for life! Thank you for this lovely way of invading my nightmares! ;-p
Nathan.