The Cat's Whiskas!

Dear Whiskas cat food, now listen to me,
You have a problem, that you just can’t see.
Us cats have to eat, the flavours you design,
We have no other choice, and you think that’s fine.

What cats really prefer, is not what you think,
it’s not beef, lamb and vegetable, sea bream or shrimp.
You see I don’t like vegetables, I’m a carnivore at heart,
and I can’t catch tuna, and that’s just the start.

Lamb, beef and turkey, are just not natural to me,
a cat stalking cattle, you just wouldn’t see.
So let me offer you, some feline advice,
a new range of flavours, that would be nice.

Some sparrow and blackbird, or shrews or rat,
or mouse chunks in gravy, how about that?
Some crunchy spider treats, for now and then,
Oh, some roasted robbin, and umm some wren.

To a cat Whiskas flavours, are quite absurd,
that we supplement our diets, with mice and birds.
We’re chastised for doing, what we have to do,
but really the blame, should lie with YOU.

Stop telling us cats, what we like and prefer,
alter your flavours, include feather and fur.
Make real cat food, and you will see,
that we just might leave, the creatures be!