Paperclips evolve into coat hangers;
Lost socks decompose into navel fluff;
Unobserved corners of the universe
develop their own strangeness, which angers
those who expect Physics to be enough
to explain all; including the perverse.
Remote controls create their own black holes;
Sofa cushions breed pound coins from small change;
Secular minds impose new mythagos
upon mundanity: Symbols for proles
and any who lack the cognitive range
to recognise such blatant farragoes.
Everything is in the last place we look,
including wisdom half learned from a book.
