Middlesbrough has a music scene, you wouldnt know.

The brambles are a shambles, I seen them last week with their tin sounding guitars.
Each one of them had ego's as big as the stars,
but not an ounce of talent, in a shallow fountain,
Could help these losers emerge from a dribble of snot,
Personally, I think we should ban rock.
That is until further notice,

The Coptic Gnostics they're good,
But The music press don't see it.
They sit on the shelf with taped up boxes,
A slow life of death,
Oh what a load of bollux.

So i'm looking around trying to find a mo\/ement,
Ricky and the boys speak of this towns impro\/ements,
But all I see are half arsed losers,
Wanting fame and fortune,
What happened to the music!

I'll gi\/e it one month, see how it turns out,
If this towns not on the map by then
I think i'll be mo\/ing out!!!!!