Dexter

He has a wonky eye,
And a crooked nose,
And lips that seem to sigh,
Just get me in some clothes!

We sprayed him with perfume,
And kissed his soft fur,
Then placed him in your room,
And listened to him purr.

We think he is a Dexter,
Of that we can be sure,
But he's here to deter,
As he will help us more.

There is just one last thing,
Thats running through my mind,
Something that we could find,
.....I think he needs some bling!