Humour

Julian wants a small dog!

My grandson thinks me a wise man

Something was scratching at the back of Uncle Ned Creaky’s brain. It was that little thought in the back of one’s mind that grabs hold of your ability to stay focused.

Part 3 of 'The Tao of Stan' - the meaningless episodes in the meaningless life of a man struggling for meaning...

I can’t pay my gas bill
Though the gov’ment’s very kind
It’s given me lots of money
To warm up my behind

But that’s not the whole answer
There’s my bits that outward stick

When you’re on the pull
If you want to break the ice

Steamer, you’ve left behind a steamer
Well can’t you put the lid on the pan? Oh no

I asked my thirteen year old
If he understood the facts of life

Bye, bye, love...

Greta held Sarah’s sneaker against the grinding wheel, then strained, griped and groaned her way to the foot pedal. Having done so, she pumped at the pedal with a furious determination.

Celebrate the victory
With your peers

A love pat on the behind my dear
A subtle spank on my dearest’s rear

The Celts are a proud lot
As they’ll tell you like as not
But when the Romans came to stay

So, I am sitting here online in the local library, and this guy wants to 'know' "What is so darn funny?" He then says that I 'look at naked men' and ought to take medication.

Blind Man’s Bluff: Philip finally gets to find out what is wrong with Mum.

I always hold my wife’s hand when we’re out

I just got back from the airport
It was a journey of some import

It is easy to display a wound, the proud scars of combat. It is hard to show a pimple.
Leonard Cohen, The Favourite Game

The merits of ferrets