Humour

Trying to find a partner in life
Is like looking for parking places

Married life is full of excitement and frustrations
In the first year the husband speaks and the wife listens

Sebastian seriously ill lay dying
His wife, Vicky, by his side crying
He roused from his coma briefly
And his pallid lips moved slightly

A girls availability is linked
To time, which is a teaser

It is a foolish man who
Gives his wife a grand piano

The accident happened. The rest... Well, I got a bit carried away when writing about it!

When I woke up this morning,
I couldn't find my happy trousers so
I had to put on my grumpy pants instead.
I didn't want to put them on,
They're scratchy and itchy
And make me cranky.

What did I expect? An amusement park with bright flashing lights? It was for keeping people in and didn't need to be a tourist attraction to keep the visitors coming.

Jess is detoxing, Stephen is finding it hard to look after her and the landlady thinks they're both perverted weirdos.
Is the flat back in London really so bad after all?

You’ll find differences and comparisons
Quite interesting concepts

A man may believe before marriage
That he is incomplete or diminished

The sarcastic gardener,
Can’t resist having a dig.

It’s always
What you don’t do
And this is the truth

Men will say of matrimony
“Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free”

After reading mikepyros' epic yesterday I thought I would join him in the long run.
This is a story of two 12 year old Manchester boys and their ghostly encounter one summers afternoon.

I am where two emptinesses meet,
the intersection of opposites and likes.
I am the double helix,
the core of all creation.
I am infinity standing
horizontal.
I am the shape of two,

A FTSE100 Production with a Full Cast of Mystery Men, Bad Poets and Guardian Angels. Ice-creams will be available during the interval. (IP)

Some days you’ll find
You’re the dog you see

I think the best of men to marry
Are the ones who wear an earring

It was a formal looking sign. The kind of sign that says "Hey, look at me. I'm better than you" to all the lesser signs of the world.

-Welcome to Hell. No smoking, please
-Ningún fumar, por favor